Sabtu, 09 Juni 2012

Suami Malah Masuk Sarung





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TEGANYA …..teganya ……si Rokibi, 30, ini. Di kala istri pamitan belanja ke warung, dia di rumah malah “masuk sarung” bersama gadis tetangga. Maka kejadian selanjutnnya sungguh mengenaskan. Rokibi dan Rokini gendakannya harus lari gidal-gidul, karena dipergoki oleh istrinya saat bermesum ria.

Tahu TTS? Tahulah, itu kan Teka Teki Silang yang jadi “pekerjaan” PNS saat sedang bengong di kantor. Kalau TTM? Akronim kotemporer ini memang mengandung makna: Tetangga Tapi Mesra, karena meski sekedar tetangga bila memungkinkan bisa juga mereka bermesraaan bak suami istri. Dan ini pula yang orang biasa menyebut perselingkuhan.

Rupanya Rokibi warga Situbondo (Jatim) ini sedang punya TTM di lingkungannya sendiri. Kebetulan sekali namanya kok juga mirip-mirip begitu. Dia bernama Rokibi, kok WIL-nya bernama Rokini, 22. “Wah, jangan-jangan Rokini memang tercipta untukku….,” kata batin Rokibi berandai-andai. Ini terjadi beberapa bulan lalu, saat Rokini belum buka rok ini untuknya.

Secara jujur harus diakui bahwa Rokini tergolong gadis paling melek di lingkungannya, Desa Rajekwesi, Kecamatan Kendit. Dasar umur masih muda belia, bodi seksi, betis mbunting padi dan kulitnya putih lagi. Sebagai lelaki normal, Rokibi suka salting manakala melihat Rokini melintas depan rumah. Jika tak ada istri, dia berani menggoda dengan kata-kata seronoknya. Jika pas bini di rumah Rokibi hanya bisa memandangi Rokini dengan penuh nafsu, sementara ukuran celana mendadak berubah!

Istri Rokibi, si Rokayah, 25, sebetulnya lumayan cantik juga. Tapi karena stok lama, jadi kurang menarik bagi Rokibi selaku user (pengguna). Ketika di sekitarnya muncul produk baru, sudah barang tentu suami Rokayah ini menjadi lebih bergairah. Dalam hatinya si lelaki mata keranjang itu mengatakan, kapan koalisi Rokibi – Rokini bisa dijalin? Dalam sebulan dua bulan nggak apa, sukur-sukur bisa sampai 2014.

Kalau sedang milik, yang namanya “rejeki” memang takkan lari ke mana. Dan ternyata, berkat ketelatenan Rokibi menggoda gadis tetangga idola, lama-lama membawa hasil. Maksudnya, Rokini bisa memahami aspirasi urusan bawah Rokibi. Maka beberapa waktu lalu, Rokini – Rokibi bisa meningkatkan koalisi menjadi sebuah eksekusi. Inilah uniknya Rokibi. Naik tangga saja takut, naik gadis tetangga malah hepi benar.

Koalisi dan eksekusi Rokibi – Rokini terus berjalan. Bila situasinya mantap terkendali, keduanya sepakat menuntaskan libidonya masing-masing. Tempatnya bukan di hotel atau losmen, tapi di kamar rumah Rokibi sendiri. Anehnya, selama ini aman-aman saja. Mungkin saja Rokibi memang piawai mengatur managemen mesumnnya yang berbasis selingkuh itu.

Tapi yang namanya barang batil takkan langgeng. Seperti yang terjadi beberapa hari lalu, misalnya. Saking kebeletnya seminggu lebih damai-damai saja tanpa ada serangan umum non 1 Maret 1949, begitu tahu Rokayah pergi ke warung, buru-buru Rokibi mengajak Rokini masuk sarung. Soalnya dia tahu, bila di warung istrinya paling betah adol omong (ngobrol). Yang dibeli hanya pete rese, ngobrole sak sore bendhe (ngobrolnya berjam-jam).

Apes buat Rokibi – Rokini. Ternyata kali ini Rokayah pulang lebih cepat. Walhasil dia jadi melihat dengan mata kepala sendiri, betapa suaminya tengah menyetubuhi gadis tetangganya. Kontan dia berteriak nyaring. Dan Rokini – Rokibi pun lari terbirit-birit dengan tubuh nyaris telanjang bulat. “Penjarakan mereka, saya nggak terima suamiku ada main dengan gadis tetangga,” kata Rokayah saat melapor ke Polsek Kendit.

Tiga Rok ribut gara-gara masalah di balik rok! (JPNN/Gunarso TS)

Selasa, 22 Mei 2012

PS4 Release Date - The Countdown Begins (Updated)

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While the PlayStation 3 is just now hitting its stride, and has its best days still ahead of it, Sony is not one to rest on its laurels, and with the intense competition in the video game world at present, plans for the PlayStation 4's future release are already being put into motion. In fact not only is the PlayStation 4 getting this treatment, but even the PlayStation 5 and PlayStation 6 are in the early stages of planning and conceptualization at Sony's R&D labs.

Although we've yet to see what the PS3 can fully do when really put through its paces (in fact Sony states that games currently on the market are not even close to pushing the system to its full potential), the thought of an even more powerful console looming on the horizon has gamers worried about the holes it will leave burning in their pockets, but giddy at the possibilities of what this new behemoth of a console will be able to pull off. Just imagine the hardware on this thing, it will be insane!

The Question Everyone Wants the Answer To...

As a result, the question on everyone's mind is, when will the PlayStation 4 see the light of day?!?!? While Sony has not released any official information concerning the system's future launch, the generally accepted release date is pegged as late 2012, which would follow the trend of Sony's previous console generations. The PlayStation 1 was first released in late 1994 in Japan and 1995 throughout the rest of the world. The PlayStation 2 hit stores in 2000, giving the PS1 a retail shelf life of 6 years from its Japanese launch. Likewise, the PlayStation 3 came out in 2006, 6 years after the release of the PS2. Following this trend that Sony has established would give us a late 2012 release for the PS4.

Other rumours have also circulated of late which backs up these claims. At last year's Game Developer's Conference in Germany, the CEO of Crytek announced that his company's development of their next-generation graphics engine, the CryEngine3, will release in 2012, around the same time as the PlayStation 4. Although he stated he had no concrete information that the PS4 would be released around this time, and that even if he did, he would not be at liberty to share that information, he expected this to be the release window of the new system.

The Business of Sales (Or How to Get a PS4 Sooner by Not Buying a PS3)

It's possible that how the PlayStation 3 fares in the current console war may also determine the release date of the PS4, for a couple of reasons. If the system continues to flounder in 3rd place in the console wars, failing to generate the revenue which was initially expected of it, Sony may be far more eager to cut their losses and rush the PS4 to market sooner rather than later, possibly as early as late 2011.

If the PS3 does indeed fail to make ground on the Wii and Xbox 360, it may also convince Sony to try and jump the gun on the next generation console wars and get their system out the door first. Both the PlayStation 1 and PlayStation 2, which dominated their generations of the console wars, came to market at the same time or earlier than their competition. The PlayStation 1 was launched just after the Sega Saturn, and well before the Nintendo 64, while the PlayStation 2 was released before both the Xbox and Nintendo Gamecube.

This enabled Sony to get a head start on the competition and gave developers time to build their skills at developing games for the console, to the point that even as more powerful consoles came after, games released on the older system were just as good technically, providing no real incentive for players to move to the new consoles.

This same effect has worked against the PlayStation 3 to some extent, as though considered to be far more powerful than the Xbox 360, the one year head start the 360 received has allowed developers to more quickly maximize the system's potential, resulting in games that rivaled games on the PS3 when it released. Only as the system's life spans come to an end will we likely see the PlayStation 3 come out with games that clearly trump what the 360 can do graphically.

How Sony plans to play their hand is cause for much speculation. What we do know is that the PlayStation 4 is coming sooner than we may think, and it will take gaming to a whole new level.

Let us know what you think. Will we see the PlayStation 4 within the next 2-3 years, or is the release further off? Feel free to comment below. You can also join our forums to voice your opinion on everything PlayStation.

Update - July 2009 - In a recent interview, Doom and Quake creator John Carmack speculated that Sony will likely attempt to be first to the dance floor with their new console, before Microsoft launches their next console. As talked about above, there is plenty of rationale in this line of thinking. On the other hand, Sony has long maintained they have a long-term plan for the PS3, and with the lower production costs of the new slim model PS3, and the increased sales of the new version, the PS3 may just be coming into its own. Whether Sony will try to launch before Microsoft (by all accounts Nintendo will actually launch first, but they're not considered direct competition to the others like Sony and Microsoft are to each other) remains to be seen. Let us know what you think.

Update - June 2010 - In an interview with Gamespot at this year's E3, Activision COO Thomas Tippl shed some up-to-date, though still quite vague light, on the PS4's future release. When asked when he expected the next generation consoles to release, Tippl stated that it was unlikely they would see release within the next 2-3 years, as Activision still had no information on any new consoles. With development times for next gen games running 2-3 years on average, it makes sense that if the new consoles will come with third party games at launch (a near certainty), it will be at least 2 years from the time third parties first get the development toolkits in their hands to the point where the console releases. In the meantime all we can do is speculate and continue to wait.

Update - May 2011 - According to a recent article in Eurogamer, Sony has confirmed they're directing finances to an undisclosed research and development project for a "Future Platform". In the build up to E3, rumors about Project Cafe suggest Nintendo will announce the Wii-2 and developers have reported receiving prototype development tools for a new Microsoft product. Everyone is expecting an Xbox720 and Wii-2 announcement, we can hope that Sony has something as big to announce.

A quote from Sony's chief Financial Manager Kato stated "For the home equipment the PS3 still has a product life, but this is a platform business, so for the future platform - when we'll be introducing what product I cannot discuss that - but our development work is already under way, so the costs are incurred there."

Update - E3 2011
SCEE Boss Andrew HouseGamers eagerly awaiting a Playstation 4 announcement were disappointed when SCEE boss Andrew House released a statement in an interview with Eurogamer

"From a Sony perspective, we're very comfortable with PS3 and the way that market's developing,"

Although they made it clear they have no intention of a Playstation 4 related announcement anytime soon they did show off their new 3D capability as well as the NGP/PSP2 now officially named Playstation Vita. They've waited 7 years after the release of the PSP to announce their next generation handheld, we could be waiting a similar length of time for an official Playstation 4 announcement, stay tuned!

Update - July 2011
A recent article on Digitimes (A highly respectable technology information resource) has claimed that Sony has filed for new components from a Taiwanese component developer. That same developer reported that the new components could be used for a Kinect style motion sensor for the Playstation 4. The article suggested that Foxxconn and Pegatron Technology will be used to create the new parts for Sony, both companies were involved in the making of the Playstation 3.

The article also reported that they will begin production at the end of this year with the hopes of a 2012 launch, some have speculated as much as 20 million Playstation 4 consoles will be ready for time of launch.

Sony has yet to make an official comment, watch this space!!

Update - September 2011
Shuhei Yoshida SonyIn a recent interview with Sony's Director of Global Operations, EuroGamer discovered that Sony are quite willing to discuss the next-gen console, it's just that they don't feel there is a need to. In the interview, Shuhei Yoshida went on to explain why Sony are in no rush to pump out announcements about the next-gen Sony console.

It basically boils down to the game developers, while they're still able to improve their products using the Playstation 3, Sony see no need to develop and release the Playstation 4. Ubisoft and a few other companies have expressed their concerns that current hardware restrictions on the PS3, with the main problem being Ram, are reducing the quality of the games they could develop but industry experts have said a simple Ram upgrade could extend the shelf-life of both the Xbox360 and PS3 by several years but it's not something we expect to see.

This console generation has seen some real innovative titles hit home consoles, games such as L.A Noire, Grand Theft Auto IV and Mass Effect proved that current generation consoles still have what it takes to give us a great gaming experience but is it the best we could get? It's inevitable that Sony will release a next-gen console, the Wii-U is a year away, the Xbox 720 a year after that, Sony has been around a long time and is worth an estimated $60 billion, so it is safe to expect them to bring something to the table that can compete with Nintendo and Microsoft.

Sony doesn't remain one of the most respectable companies on the planet by drawing the short straw, they know what sells and they know how to design it. It's known that the Playstation 4 has been in development for some time now and it has been said that developers already have access to the SDK tools used to create new titles. Just because the juicy details about the PS4 haven't been leaked yet, don't assume they're not there. With all the information accumulated on here and other PS4 fan sites, it's confirmed that the Playstation 4 is coming, it's just a matter of when...

Update - October 2011
Developers of the Uncharted franchise, one of the most successful to launch on the Playstation 3, made an announcement today in which they state "The Playstation 3 could not sustain another installment of Uncharted". The announcement went into details about plans the developers had to improve the franchise but the current technological capabilities of the Playstation 3 would not be able to support such plans. This was a shocking announcement to the industry, with many of the experts arguing that the Playstation 3 has yet to be pushed to its true limits suddenly silenced by this information. What does this mean for me or you? The release date for the Playstation 4 is going to come sooner than most people are expecting.

Update - December 2011
During a recent press event in London, head of Sony Europe, Jim Ryan, said that Sony did not want to fall too far behind when releasing the next generation Playstation. During the press conference he made it clear that the release of the upcoming Wii, as well as the rumors of the next Xbox, have spurred Sony on to push the release of their next generation console. The Wii-U will be released later this year and the rumored Xbox 720 is expected to be announced later this year, with a release date of 2013. The Playstation 3 launched a year after the Xbox360 and didn't really suffer all that much, with the exception of the technical issues.

However, with the current state in the economy and the expected next generation prices to be even higher, can they afford to delay the release a year later than their competitors? The Wii-U isn't really going to compete with with either the Xbox 720 or Playstation 4 as it's clearly not designed for the more hardcore gamers but it still leaves you wondering if they can pull something out of the hat.

There has also been concern expressed over the developer tools. Rumors circulated several months ago that the developer tools for the Xbox720 games have already been deployed but there has been no hardcore evidence to suggest the same for the Playstation 4, the last thing Sony need is a bunch of rushed launch titles.

So what do you think? Can Sony afford to delay the launch of the Playstation 4 by a year or will the Xbox 720 capitalize on an extra year of sales?

Updates - January 2012
Sony's Kaz Hirai has stated "we are not making any announcements at E3. I've always said a 10-year life cycle for PS3, and there is no reason to go away from that." Keep in mind the PS2's life cycle after the PS3 came out leaving the possibility for anything to happen...

Naughty Dogs Co-President Evan WellsIn a recent interview with Naughty Dog's co-president Evan Wells expressed his concern above developing the next generation of games. During the interview he told Eurogamer that the company suffered "dark times" during the transition to the Playstation 3 but he hopes that the experience and wisdom they gained during that time, has better prepared them for the next generation of consoles.

Uncharted is arguably their most popular title so this pretty much confirms the release of Uncharted 4 on the Playstation 4 but will past ghosts reveal themselves and give Naughty Dog even more issues?

Although the interview didn't really reveal any juicy gossip, it has confirmed that developers are aware of what will be required for PS4 games, suggesting that they may already have access to the developer tools. Previously, developers have gained access to these tools 1-2 years before the consoles release so using past experiences, we could be looking at a mid 2013 release, assuming we all haven't burned up in a raging ball of apocalypse by then.

Update - January 11th 2012
Sony's Deputy President Kazuo HiraiSony's Deputy President, Kazuo Hirai, recently made several comments that have trashed rumors about Sony making a Playstation 4 related announcement at E3 this June. He mentioned the fact that the Playstation 3 has always been planned for a 10 year shelf life, although this doesn't totally squash the possibility of a PS4 announcement as Sony continued to support the Playstation 2 years after the launch of the PS3. He also stated that Sony have yet to take full advantage of the capabilities of the Playstation 3 and they hope to do so using innovative technology such as the Playstation Move. Sony also plan to dedicate a lot more time and resources to the 3-D market "We are definitely, from a Sony perspective, very committed to 3-D,".

Update - January 11th 2012
Sony President Shuhei YoshidaSony President Shuhei Yoshida recently laughed off comments when asked about the possibility of a Playstation 4 launch this year. During a Playstation Vita interview, CVG threw a number of questions at the big man but he shrugged them all off saying "We have no immediate plans for another home console announcement". This could of course just be a way to create more hype and anticipation for Sony's E3 announcements or, they may truly have no intention of releasing the Playstation 4 over the next year or two. Only time will tell, we'll let you know what happens at E3.

Update - March 12th 2012
During a recent private viewing at the San Francisco’s Game Developer’s Conference, members of the gaming press were lucky enough to get a preview of the next generation of the Unreal Engine. Sadly, everyone involved was asked to sign a NDA, meaning we can't get any real concrete footage of the new engine but Epic’s VP Mark Rein said that the next generation of consoles would need to be 10x stronger than the PS3 in order to utilize the new engine. Everyone expects something special with the next-gen consoles but can you imagine what today's games would be like looking 10x better?

Update - March 30th 2012
A recent article on Kotaku has confirmed that the Playstation 4 is in development and is currently going under the code name of Orbis. Kotaku stated that an inside source leaked the information and has also said that the resolution will be bumped up to a massive 4096x2160 thanks to AMDs Southern Islands GPU and x64 CPU. It is also rumored that 3D games will support 1080p.

Other information in the article hinted at a possible anti-used game system where players that purchase second hand games will have to go online with their new console and purchase the right to play the game. With the popular GAME store already threatened by administration, and those companies making it clear their biggest profits come from second hand titles, this is an industry changing move from Sony.

Several high profile gaming studios have also confirmed that they have received the developers kit for the Playstation 4, leading us to believe we're going to see the next generation console in time for the 2013 holiday period.

Update - April 5th 2012
VG247 is stating that sources have told them, that Sony is confident that their next-gen PlayStation will be released before the Xbox 720.

The VG247 source was quoted as saying: “Sony are completely in the belief that they have the jump on Microsoft this time.” “You should be watching the timing of next year’s E3 keynotes, and who’s going to go first.” “Top line publishers already know about it,” the source said. “Developers working with publishers – like Ubisoft, for example – already know what’s going on. They’re already working on it.”

Coming out first has its disadvantages, such as price point. There are advantages as to the line-up of games available at launch – especially exclusive titles. For now it's just rumors, however, we will have to see which console is announced first.

Update - April 6th 2012
According to a recent article in a Japanese newspaper, technology giants Sony are shaping up to lay off up to 10,000 employees. The article follows recent rumors that they've also begun forcing employees into early retirement as well as seriously cutting the pay of some of their top staff. It's no secret that Sony have begun focusing their efforts into certain departments as they've started to pump more money into the crystal LED design, as well as their next generation console.

Update - April 7th 2012 - Why Orbis?
Late last month the first concrete information about Sony's next generation console was published, codenamed Orbis. The original article was published on Kotaku, a pretty reputable gaming website that has reported similar topics on previous Sony projects with 100% accuracy. Since the release of the codename, people all over the internet have been speculating the possible reasons behind the word Orbis.

Orbis comes from Latin and has several meanings but they all share something in common, it represents a circle, a ring, a complete journey. If we take a look at Sony's recent Playstation Vita release, we can find some more hints there. Vita is the Latin for life, mostly known thanks to a sub-par 1960s film. There's already plenty of speculation that the PS4 and Vita will feature heavy cross compatible features, so if we put both together we have Orbis Vita, roughly translated into complete circle, or circle of life.

It's definitely a break from the current naming cycle of the Playstation console and Playstation Orbis has a really nice ring to it. It's safe to expect a holiday season reason in 2013 so make sure to leave room on that Christmas list

Minggu, 13 Mei 2012

Cisse Jebol Gawang ManCity, QPR 10 Pemain

The Citizens sempat unggul 1-0 lewat gol Pablo Zabaleta di babak pertama.
Minggu, 13 Mei 2012, 22:21 WIB
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Para pemain Manchester City (REUTERS/David Moir)

VIVAbola - Djibril Cisse berhasil membuat fans Manchester City kembali berdebar-debar. Gol Cisse di menit 48 membuat Queens Park Ragers menyamakan kedudukan menjadi 1-1. The Citizens sempat unggul 1-0 lewat gol Pablo Zabaleta di babak pertama.

Mental juara Manchester City kembali diuji. Di awal babak kedua, QPR berhasil mencuri gol lewat Cisse memanfaatkan kesalahan Joleon Lescott dalam mengantisipasi sebuah umpan lambung. Bola sundulan Lescott justru jatuh ke kaki Cisse yang tanpa ampun menjebol gawang Joe Hart.

The Citizens sempat unggul 1-0 di babak pertama tepatnya di menit 39. Memanfaatkan kerja sama David Silva dan Carlos Tevez, bek The Citizens itu berhasil menjebol gawang QPR meski bola sempat ditepis kiper Patrick Kenny.

Namun, QPR harus bermain dengan 10 pemain sejak menit 57 setelah Joey Barton dikartu merah wasit usai melanggar keras Carlos Tevez. Tak hanya itu, Barton juga sempat melakukan tindakan tak terpuji dengan menendang Sergio Aguero.

Saat ini pertandingan masih berlangsung. Jika skor tak berubah, The Citizens terancam kehilangan peluang menjadi kampiun Premier League mengingat MU saat ini unggul 1-0 atas Sunderland.

Susunan Pemain
ManCity:
Joe Hart, Joleon Lescott, Vincent Kompany, Gaël Clichy, Pablo Zabaleta, Yaya Touré, Gareth Barry, Sergio Agüero, Carlos Tévez, David Silva, Samir Nasri

QPR: Patrick Kenny, Clint Hill, Anton Ferdinand, Taye Taiwo, Nedum Onuoha, Shaun Derry, Joey Barton, Bobby Zamora, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Djibril Cissé, Jamie Mackie


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Selasa, 22 November 2011

Fans Bikin 'Hujan Pisang' di Liga Jerman

Beberapa pemain yang melakukan sepak pojok harus selalu dipayungi oleh petugas keamanan.

Selasa, 22 November 2011, 16:23 WIB
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Hujan pisang oleh fans Hansa Rostock

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Buah pisang bertebaran di lapangan pada pertandingan Divisi 2 Liga Jerman (2 Bundesliga) antara Hansa Rostock melawan St Pauli, akhir pekan lalu. Hujan pisang itu sengaja dibuat oleh fans Hansa.


Laga antara tuan rumah Rostock melawan St Pauli ini memang selalu berlangsung panas. Maklum, derby ini mewakili perseteruan kedua klub di bagian utara Jerman itu.

Saat pertandingan baru dimulai, menurut Dirty Tackle, fans Rostock sudah berulah. Mereka mulai membakar scarf dan menyalakan petasan saat tamunya St Pauli mencetak gol lebih dahulu di menit 40.

Tak berhenti di situ, fans Hansa bahkan melemparkan roket ke arah fans St Pauli. Akibatnya, pertandingan sempat dihentikan wasit selama 10 menit.

Saat pertandingan dilanjutkan, St Pauli mampu unggul 3-1. Setelah itu, beberapa pemain yang melakukan sepak pojok harus selalu dilindungi oleh petugas keamanan dengan payung. Tak lain karena hujan pisang yang ditebarkan oleh fans Rostock tadi.

Pemain harus dipayungi akibat hujan pisang fans Hansa Rostock

Pihak ofisial klub memang menganjurkan fans membawa pisang untuk digunakan 'berperang' dengan fans lawan. Karena pisang yang tak dilarang untuk dibawa masuk.

Ternyata, insiden ini sebagai kelanjutan malam sebelumnya. Seorang pria bertopeng menyerang markas polisi di Rostock, melemparinya dengan kembang api dan batu serta memecahkan jendela. Mereka juga coba membakar tong sampah.

Tak ada yang terluka akibat insiden itu. Tapi, pihak kepolisian mengaku telah mengalami kerugian €5.000 atau Rp60 juta lebih.

Fans St Pauli diduga berada di balik insiden itu. Makanya, fans Hansa membalasnya dengan hujan pisang di lapangan.

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Senin, 22 Agustus 2011

Tauziyah: 'Keseimbangan Harta'

'Keseimbangan Harta' oleh Ustadz H Ahmad Shonhaji.

Tauziyah: 'Ciri Orang Bertaqwa'

'Ciri Orang Bertaqwa' oleh Ustadz Sukeri Abdillah.

Tauziyah: 'Indahnya Berbagi'

'Indahnya Berbagi' oleh Ustadz H Ahmad Shonhaji.

Tauziyah: 'Wakaf dan Kesehatan'

'Wakaf dan Kesehatan' oleh Urip Budiarto.

Tauziyah: 'Wakaf dan Pendidikan'

'Wakaf dan Pendidikan' oleh Urip Budiarto.

Tauziyah: 'Shaum Agar Bertakwa'

'Shaum Agar Bertakwa' oleh Ustadz Sukeri Abdillah.

Minggu, 07 Agustus 2011

Tauziyah: 'Puasa dan Etos Kerja'

'Puasa dan Etos Kerja' oleh Ustadz H Ahmad Shonhaji.

Tauziyah: 'Sabar dan Sholat Sebagai Penolong'

'Sabar dan Sholat Sebagai Penolong' oleh Ustadz Sukeri Abdillah.

Selasa, 02 Agustus 2011

Masjid Istiqlal Luncurkan Radio Streaming dan Website

Menyambut bulan Ramadan, Masjid Istiqlal meluncurkan radio streaming dan website sebagai media dakwah di era informasi dan teknologi. Website Masjid Istiqlal http://masjidistiqlal.or.id/index.php?lang=id

Selasa, 05 Juli 2011

Ceramah Terakhir Zainuddin MZ di tvOne

Ceramah terakhir KH Zainuddin MZ yang disiarkan langsung oleh tvOne, Minggu, 3 Juli 2011.

Lautan Gaib di San Fransisco

Simon Christen, seorang animator profesional dan fotografer mengabadikan kota San Fransisco dari berbagai sudut. Awan bergerak yang menutupi kota San Fransisco tampak seperti lautan gaib yang menenggelamkan kota itu.

Suarez Selamatkan Uruguay dari Kekalahan

Uruguay harus rela berbagi poin dengan Peru di laga pembuka Grup C Copa America.

Selasa, 5 Juli 2011, 07:24 WIB
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Luis Suarez memeluk kiper Fernando Muslera (AP)

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Uruguay harus rela berbagi poin dengan Peru di laga pembuka Grup C Copa America. Uruguay sempat tertinggal lebih dahulu sebelum akhirnya Luis Suarez menyamakan kedudukan menjadi 1-1.


Bertanding di Estadio del Bicentario, Argentina, Selasa 5 Juli 2011, Uruguay sebenarnya mampu mendominasi jalannya pertandingan. Tim besutan Óscar Tabárez ini langsung menebar ancaman sejak menit-menit awal lewat aksi trisulanya; Luis Suarez, Edison Cavani dan Diego Forlan.

Namun Uruguay justru dikejutkan dengan gol Peru pada menit 24. Memanfaatkan umpan jauh, Paolo Guerrero berhasil lolos dari jebakan off side sebelum akhirnya menaklukkan kiper Uruguay, Fernando Muslera. Peru sementara unggul 1-0 atas Uruguay.

Tertinggal, Uruguay semakin gencar membangun serangan. Kerja keras Uruguay baru membuahkan hasil di masa injury time babak pertama. Gol cantik Luis Suarez berhasil merubah kedudukan menjadi 1-1 setelah pemain Liverpool ini mampu memaksimalkan umpan Nicolas Lodeiro.

Di babak kedua, Peru mulai berani meladeni permainan terbuka Uruguay. Bahkan beberapa kali striker Guerrero mampu mengancam gawang Uruguay. Namun sayangnya hingga pertandingan usai tak tercipta gol tambahan.

Dengan hasil ini, pemuncak Grup C akan ditentukan lewat pertandingan lainnya yakni Chile kontra Meksiko yang sesaat lagi akan bentrok di tempat yang sama.

Susunan Pemain
Uruguay:
Fernando Muslera, Diego Lugano, Maximiliano Pereira, Mauricio Victorino, Martín Caceres, Diego Pérez, Egidio Arévalo, Nicolás Lodeiro, Diego Forlán, Luis Suárez, Edison Cavani

Peru: Raúl Fernández, Walter Vilchez, Santiago Acasiete, Renzo Revoredo, Alberto Rodríguez, Paulo Rinaldo Cruzado, Adan Balbín, Michael Guevara, Victor Yotun, Luis Castrillon, Paolo Guerrero


Wasit: Wilmar Roldan (Kolombia)

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Minggu, 26 Juni 2011

Selebrasi Juara, Chong Wei Promosikan Taufik

Chong Wei dan Peter Gade mengenakan baju bertuliskan 'Taufik Hidayat Arena.' Mengapa?
Minggu, 26 Juni 2011, 17:36 WIB
Edwan Ruriansyah, Zika Zakiya
Lee Chong Wei (kanan) dan Taufik Hidayat (VIVAnews/Tri Saputro)

VIVAnews -
Lee Chong Wei memastikan hattrick juara di Djarum Indonesia Super Series Premium 2011 setelah mengalahkan Peter Hoeg Gade 21-11 21-7, Minggu 26 Juni 2011. Chong Wei melakukan selebrasi juara dengan cara unik.


Pria asal Malaysia ini mengganti baju bertandingnya dengan baju hitam bergambar shuttlecock oranye bertuliskan 'Taufik Hidayat Arena.' Bukan cuma Chong Wei yang menggunakannya, tapi juga Peter Gade yang mengalahkan Taufik di semifinal.

Taufik dikalahkan Chong Wei di final Indonesia Open 2009 dan 2010. Sedangkan Taufik Hidayat Arena merupakan nama tempat pelatihan bulutangkis milik Taufik Hidayat yang tengah dibangun di kawasan Cibubur, Jakarta Timur.

"Saya sengaja memakai ini karena Taufik kawan baik saya. Ada arena baru yang siap diresmikan bulan November nanti. Rencananya, saya akan hadir untuk pembukaan," kata Chong Wei dalam jumpa pers seusai pertandingan.

Hal yang hampir sama dikatakan Gade. Namun, tidak seperti Chong Wei yang bakal hadir di Jakarta untuk peresmian arena milik Taufik, Gade mengaku harus lebih dulu melihat jadwal miliknya.

"Saya sebenarnya cukup iri kepadanya (Taufik), karena cukup keren dan punya arena sendiri. Saya tidak bisa melakukan itu di Denmark karena butuh uang yang banyak," kata Gade, lalu tertawa. "Saya harus lihat jadwal saya dulu untuk datang. Belum pasti November nanti saya bisa hadir di sini untuk peresmian arena miliknya."

Saling Puji

Menyoal soal pertemuan mereka di final Indonesia Open, hari ini, Chong Wei mengaku hormat pada Gade. Pasalnya, di saat Chong Wei sudah memimpin 17-4 di gim kedua, Gade tak terlihat menyerah dan terus memberikan perlawanan. Pemain 28 tahun ini juga mengaku kemenangannya hari ini atas Gade bisa terjadi hanya karena ia bermain cepat dan terus menekan.

"Saya hormat pada Gade karena ia tidak pernah menyerah. Saya tidak pernah menduga sebelumnya," kata Chong Wei yang makin perkasa di peringkat 1 dunia BWF. "Saya harap atas hasil ini saya bisa kembali tahun depan dan konsentrasi ke Olimpiade (2012)," tambahnya.

Namun, Gade juga tak besar kepala dan balik memuji Chong Wei. Pemain 34 tahun ini malah mengaku kehabisan akal dalam mengatasi permainan sang lawan hingga akhirnya menyerah cepat di gim kedua.

"Ia bermain dengan banyak variasi, saya benar-benar dikalahkan hari ini. Saya tak punya apa-apa lagi. Memang saya kecewa, tapi memang ia bermain jauh lebih baik dari saya hari ini," kata Gade.

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Jaket 'Thriller' Michael Jackson Dilelang

Menandai dua tahun meninggalnya Michael Jackson, sebuah jaket milik mendiang Raja Pop tersebut dilelang dengan kisaran harga 200 ribu dolar AS atau setara 1,6 milyar rupiah.

Jumat, 24 Juni 2011

Peter Gade Bangga Kalahkan Taufik di Kandang

Peter berharap penonton Indonesia mendukungnya setelah tuan rumah tak memiliki wakil lagi.
Jum'at, 24 Juni 2011, 17:30 WIB
Edwan Ruriansyah, Haryanto Tri Wibowo
Peter Hoeg Gade (AP Photo)

VIVAnews -
Tunggal putra Denmark, Peter Hoeg Gade mengaku tidak menyangka bisa menang cukup mudah atas Taufik Hidayat 21-17 dan 21-15 di perempatfinal Djarum Indonesia Open Super Series Premier 2011, Jumat 24 Juni 2011.


"Saya tahu performa saya memasuki pertandingan ini bagus. Tapi, saya tidak menyangka bisa mengalahkan Taufik dengan 17 dan 15 di depan pendukungnya sendiri," ujar Peter usai pertandingan.

Peter menganggap sukses di perempatfinal ini menjadi salah satu kemenangan yang membanggakan sekaligus mengejutkan bagi dirinya. "Biasanya saya bermain buruk di sini, tapi hari ini adalah harinya saya," papar Peter.

Peter menilai Taufik kalah karena tidak beruntung. Pemain 34 tahun itu juga berharap penonton Indonesia akan mendukungnya setelah tuan rumah tidak memiliki wakil lagi di tunggal putra. Di semifinal, Peter akan bertemu pemenang antara tunggal China, Chen Jin dan Sho Sasaki (Jepang).

"Kekalahan Taufik ini jelas bukan karena masalah teknik. Taufik masih salah satu pemain terbaik di olahraga ini. Tapi dalam bulutangkis, semua tergantung di performa per hari," ujar Peter.

"Saya berharap penonton tuan rumah bisa memberi dukungan kepada saya di semifinal setelah saya mengalahkan Taufik," harap Peter.

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Minggu, 05 Juni 2011

Hasil Ujian Nasional SMP Negeri 3 Bekasi Tahun Pelajaran 2010/2011

PENGUMUMAN


HASIL UJIAN NASIONAL SMP NEGERI 3 BEKASI
TAHUN PELAJARAN 2010/2011
Berdasarkan hasil Ujian Nasional dan Ujian Sekolah Tahun Pelajaran 2010/2011,
serta rapat Dewan Guru tanggal 3 Juni 2011, dengan ini menyatakan bahwa :
" Siswa kelas IX SMP Negeri 3 Kota Bekasi Tahun Pelajaran 2010/2011 dinyatakan BERHASIL / LULUS 100%"


Bekasi, 04 Juni 2010
Kepala Sekolah
H.SAHRONI, S.Pd, M.Pd
Pembina
NIP 19660617 199412 1002 "Catatan :

1. Seluruh siswa kelas IX diharapkan hadir di sekolah pada hari Selasa, 7 Juni 2011 pukul 12.30.
2. Siswa diwajibkan menggunakan pakaian seragam sekolah untuk setiap kegiatan / mengurus administrasi sekolah.
Siswa yang tidak berseragam sekolah tidak dilayani.
3. Seluruh siswa tidak diperkenankan / dilarang melakukan kegiatan corat-coret dimanapun.

Sabtu, 28 Mei 2011

Alasan Google Tak Mematikan Google TV

Teknik pemasaran yang sama bisa diterapkan seperti saat Google mempopulerkan Android.
Sabtu, 28 Mei 2011, 01:59 WIB
Bayu Galih
Perusahaan Google (businessinsider.com)

VIVAnews
- Google TV selama ini dianggap sebagai produk yang gagal. Penonton terkesan cuek, stasiun televisi pun seakan tidak mempedulikannya. Perusahaan pembuat gadget pun tidak tertarik untuk ikut memasarkannya.


Tapi, Google TV tetap belum mati. Sama halnya seperti produk Google lain, misalnya sistem operasi Android, butuh bertahun-tahun untuk menentukan keberhasilan atau kegagalannya.

Ruang tinggal digital memang sepertinya masih jauh dari kenyataan. Apple pun gagal saat berusaha mewujudkannya. Tapi, Google memiliki dana besar untuk tetap mewujudkan ini, sehingga bisa memiliki pasar iklan digital di televisi.

Kabar baik bagi Google, teknik pemasaran yang sama bisa diterapkan seperti saat Google mempopulerkan Android, yakni menjadikan Google TV sebagai sistem operasi untuk miliaran perangkat TV digital. Mungkin, itu memang satu-satunya cara mempopulerkan Google TV.

Intinya adalah, setiap televisi, pemutar cakram, kotak pemutar film streaming, dan router internet membutuhkan sistem operasi. Baik itu menggunakan Linux, atau memilih satu di antara Microsoft atau Google TV. Anda tentu tidak bisa memiliki komputer tanpa sistem operasi.

Jadi, jika Google bisa menggandeng perusahaan elektronik besar seperti Sony dan Logitech, atau mungkin Toshiba, Samsung, LG, Vizio, Google memiliki banyak kesempatan.

Namun, salah satu tantangan untuk Google TV adalah lebih membutuhkan perangkat keras yang lebih mahal dibanding satu televisi. Ini menyebabkan Google akan menjadikan Android sebagai basis software-nya.

Masalah lain, konsumen mungkin agak sedikit enggan menggunakan televisi berbasis internet. Tapi, tampaknya ini ditepis dengan keberhasilan Netflix yang menguasai pasar film berbasis streaming.

Tentu akan menjadi pertimbangan Google agar menciptakan Google TV yang lebih baik dan murah. (CNN/art)

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Sabtu, 14 Mei 2011

Reuni Legenda Sepakbola Dunia

Sejumlah bintang sepakbola dunia diundang Presiden Chechnya untuk meresmikan stadion baru di Grozny.

Penumpang KA Mengamuk

Penertiban penumpang KRL Jabodetabek yang naik ke atap gerbong dengan cara disemprot cat menuai protes. Para penumpang justru melawan dengan lemparan batu ke stasiun dan rumah warga.

Nekat Naik Atap Kereta, Kena Semprot

PT Kereta Api (KA) hari ini, Rabu 11 Mei 2011 mulai menindak penumpang yang naik di atap kereta dengan penyemprot cairan berwarna.

Minggu, 08 Mei 2011

OMG, LOL Masuk dalam Kamus Bahasa Inggris!

FYI, OMG, & LOL masuk dalam Kamus Oxford.
Minggu, 27 Maret 2011, 17:21 WIB
Indra Darmawan
Istilah-istilah singkatan dari pesan SMS dan email, kini mulai diakui dan masuk ke dalam kamus (inmagine)

VIVAnews - Setelah istilah Googling (mencari lewat mesin telusur Google) masuk ke dalam kamus, beberapa istilah internet lain baru-baru ini secara resmi juga diakui Bahasa Inggris baku.

Kamus Bahasa Inggris Oxford (OED) telah memasukkan beberapa istilah internet seperti LOL (laugh out loud - tertawa terbahak-bahak) OMG (oh my God - oh Tuhan), dan FYI (for your information - sebagai informasi).

Menurut OED, keputusan untuk memasukkan beberapa istilah singkatan ini karena singkatan-singkatan ini penting untuk diperhatikan, dan tidak bisa dipisahkan dengan bahasa komunikasi elektronik.

"Tentu saja bahasa singkatan lebih cepat daripada bentuk lengkapnya. Dalam hal ini pesan SMS, Twitter, dan sebangsanya membantu seseorang untuk menyampaikan hal lebih efisien, di mana terdapat batasan jumlah karakter dalam sebuah pesan," tulis Oxford dalam laman resminya.

Ketiga istilah singkatan baru itu bergabung dengan istilah-istilah lain yang sebelumnya telah diakui, seperti IMHO (in my humble opinion - menurut opini saya), TMI (too much information - terlalu banyak informasi), dan BFF (best friend forever - sahabat selamanya).

Singkatan-singkatan baru ini juga menjadi bentuk lain dari ekspresi yang berhubungan dengan kemajuan teknologi. Namun para peneliti dari Oxford ternyata juga menemukan bahwa singkatan-singkatan baru itu, sudah ada sejak lama.

Misalnya saja, singkatan OMG yang telah muncul dalam bentuk surat sejak 1917, dengan arti dan makna yang sama. Sementara singkatan LOL sudah ada sejak tahun 1960-an namun dengan makna berbeda, yakni merupakan kependekan dari little old lady. (SJ)

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Jumat, 15 April 2011

Cheat Grand Theft Auto 2 Playstation 1

Bonus level

Collect all the GTA 2 Shields to play a special level.
Cheat Codes

Enter "GOURANGA" as a name to enable cheat mode. Then, enter one of the following names before starting a level to activate the corresponding cheat function. Note: Some codes may only work in the North American version, while others may only work in the European/Australian PAL version.

Result NAME

99 lives CUTIE1
Invincibility RSJABBER, LIVELONG, or YAKUZADEATH
All weapons BLASTBOY, NAVARONE, or FORALLGT
All weapons with full ammo GODOFGTA
All cities BEMEALL or UKGAMER
All bonus levels TUMYFROG
All levels, weapons, invincibility IAMASUCKER
Default weapons and ammo DAVEMOON
Double damage power-up SCHURULZ
Level select ITSALLUP
First two cities GINGERR
Respect from three gangs MADEMAN
Keep weapons after arrest ARSESTAR
No police LOSEFEDS or ELVIS IS HERE
Maximum wanted level DESIRES
Get Out Of Jail Free card JAILBAIT
$200,000 DANISGOD
$500,000 [Note] MUCHCASH or COOLBOY
$9,999,999 IAMDAVEJ
5x multiplier HIGHFIVE
10 million points BIGSCORE
No exploding scores COCKTART
Display coordinates WUGGLES
Flame-thrower FLAMEON
Electric ray gun VOLTFEST
Nude people NEKKID
"Elvis clan" people LASVEGAS
Free shopping EATSOUP
People more aggressive BUCKFAST
More gore GOREFEST
Increased brutality BEEFCAKE
Invisibility HUNSRUS
Small cars FISHFLAP
Debug basic scripts NO FRILLS
Hamster runs across screen MEATMAN

Note: Save the game, exit, then resume to gain an additional $500,000 as long as your name remains the same.

-Some codes from: warmonkey7@att.net
Power-ups

Leave a car at the dump to receive the corresponding power-up:

Car Power-up

Aniston BD4 Free Jail Card
Beamer Flame Thrower
Big Bug Machine Gun
B-Type Invulnerability
Bug Machine Gun
Dementia Invisibility
Miara Rocket Launcher
Michelli Roadster Machinegun
Minx ElectroFingers
Police Car Cop Bribe
Romero Armor
Schmidt Health
Shark Molotov Cocktails
Taxi Double Damage
U-Jerk Truck Machinegun
Z-Type Silenced Machinegun

Read more: http://www.cheatcc.com/pc/gta2.html#ixzz1JawmS6Le
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PS4 Release Date - The Countdown Begins







Playstation 4 Release Date Headquarters (Continually Updated)

While the PlayStation 3 is just now hitting its stride, and has its best days still ahead of it, Sony is not one to rest on its laurels, and with the intense competition in the video game world at present, plans for the PlayStation 4's future release are already being put into motion. In fact not only is the PlayStation 4 getting this treatment, but even the PlayStation 5 and PlayStation 6 are in the early stages of planning and conceptualization at Sony's R&D labs.

Although we've yet to see what the PS3 can fully do when really put through its paces (in fact Sony states that games currently on the market are not even close to pushing the system to its full potential), the thought of an even more powerful console looming on the horizon has gamers worried about the holes it will leave burning in their pockets, but giddy at the possibilities of what this new behemoth of a console will be able to pull off. Just imagine the hardware on this thing, it will be insane!

The Question Everyone Wants the Answer To...

As a result, the question on everyone's mind is, when will the PlayStation 4 see the light of day?!?!? While Sony has not released any official information concerning the system's future launch, the generally accepted release date is pegged as late 2012, which would follow the trend of Sony's previous console generations. The PlayStation 1 was first released in late 1994 in Japan and 1995 throughout the rest of the world. The PlayStation 2 hit stores in 2000, giving the PS1 a retail shelf life of 6 years from its Japanese launch. Likewise, the PlayStation 3 came out in 2006, 6 years after the release of the PS2. Following this trend that Sony has established would give us a late 2012 release for the PS4.

Other rumours have also circulated of late which backs up these claims. At last year's Game Developer's Conference in Germany, the CEO of Crytek announced that his company's development of their next-generation graphics engine, the CryEngine3, will release in 2012, around the same time as the PlayStation 4. Although he stated he had no concrete information that the PS4 would be released around this time, and that even if he did, he would not be at liberty to share that information, he expected this to be the release window of the new system.

The Business of Sales (Or How to Get a PS4 Sooner by Not Buying a PS3)

It's possible that how the PlayStation 3 fares in the current console war may also determine the release date of the PS4, for a couple of reasons. If the system continues to flounder in 3rd place in the console wars, failing to generate the revenue which was initially expected of it, Sony may be far more eager to cut their losses and rush the PS4 to market sooner rather than later, possibly as early as late 2011.

If the PS3 does indeed fail to make ground on the Wii and Xbox 360, it may also convince Sony to try and jump the gun on the next generation console wars and get their system out the door first. Both the PlayStation 1 and PlayStation 2, which dominated their generations of the console wars, came to market at the same time or earlier than their competition. The PlayStation 1 was launched just after the Sega Saturn, and well before the Nintendo 64, while the PlayStation 2 was released before both the Xbox and Nintendo Gamecube.

This enabled Sony to get a head start on the competition and gave developers time to build their skills at developing games for the console, to the point that even as more powerful consoles came after, games released on the older system were just as good technically, providing no real incentive for players to move to the new consoles.

This same effect has worked against the PlayStation 3 to some extent, as though considered to be far more powerful than the Xbox 360, the one year head start the 360 received has allowed developers to more quickly maximize the system's potential, resulting in games that rivaled games on the PS3 when it released. Only as the system's life spans come to an end will we likely see the PlayStation 3 come out with games that clearly trump what the 360 can do graphically.

How Sony plans to play their hand is cause for much speculation. What we do know is that the PlayStation 4 is coming sooner than we may think, and it will take gaming to a whole new level.

Let us know what you think. Will we see the PlayStation 4 within the next 2-3 years, or is the release further off? Feel free to comment below. You can also join our forums to voice your opinion on everything PlayStation.

Update - July 2009 - In a recent interview, Doom and Quake creator John Carmack speculated that Sony will likely attempt to be first to the dance floor with their new console, before Microsoft launches their next console. As talked about above, there is plenty of rationale in this line of thinking. On the other hand, Sony has long maintained they have a long-term plan for the PS3, and with the lower production costs of the new slim model PS3, and the increased sales of the new version, the PS3 may just be coming into its own. Whether Sony will try to launch before Microsoft (by all accounts Nintendo will actually launch first, but they're not considered direct competition to the others like Sony and Microsoft are to each other) remains to be seen. Let us know what you think.

Update - June 2010 - In an interview with Gamespot at this year's E3, Activision COO Thomas Tippl shed some up-to-date, though still quite vague light, on the PS4's future release. When asked when he expected the next generation consoles to release, Tippl stated that it was unlikely they would see release within the next 2-3 years, as Activision still had no information on any new consoles. With development times for next gen games running 2-3 years on average, it makes sense that if the new consoles will come with third party games at launch (a near certainty), it will be at least 2 years from the time third parties first get the development toolkits in their hands to the point where the console releases. In the meantime all we can do is speculate and continue to wait.